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We All Need Rules

In Community, Dolores Park, Mission Dolores on August 1, 2009 at 1:47 am

Broke Ass Stewart lays down the law. Some simple guide lines to keep what has to be the worlds most crowded park peaceful and chill.

 

If only they where little cupcakes.
If only they where little cupcakes.

Clean Up After Your Dog: If I was the devil I’d reserve a special place in Hell for those who don’t pick up their dog’s shit.  It’s enough that we have to dodge people poop in the streets of San Francisco; Dolores Park should be a place where we don’t have to worry about stepping in dog doo too.

And my favorite:

Learn to Share: If you have a gang of extra beer and someone asks for one, give it to them, but make them trade you something for it.  Instead of money, have them smoke you out, tell you a story, sing a song, do a little dance or do something else interesting.  Use the barter system.  Or fuck it, just take that dollar they offered you.

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